Posted: Apr 24, 2026
Rockabillys Warn Prospect League: Fear Frank
Jackson, TN - The Jackson Rockabillys are issuing a severe warning to all visiting Prospect League teams this upcoming season: BE AFRAID. BE VERY AFRAID.
Prior to game one of every 2026 series at Rockabillys Stadium, our new Director of Hexes, Spells, Wizard of Whammies and opposing team protagonist will appear in front of the visiting team dugout to issue a hypnotic and horrific screaming spell on our opposition. Almost of reckoning status. He is FRANK and here is his story, chronicled by his handler, Paige:
THE SAGA OF FRANK
Before the roar of the crowd… before the crack of the bat… before fear had a name—there was a storm.
On a quiet Tennessee night, under a sky split by thunder and lit by flashes of lightning, a goat was born unlike any other. The wind howled. The earth trembled. And in that moment, Frank entered the world—not as an ordinary farm goat, but as something… more.
From the very beginning, it was clear he wasn't like the rest. It appeared that he was not of this world.
While other goats followed the herd, Frank stood still—watching, waiting. His eyes held a fire, a knowing. He didn't shy away from the unknown… the unknown moved out of his way.
Raised by Paige, the only one who saw what he truly was, Frank grew stronger, bolder, and more fearless by the day. He didn't just climb fences—he conquered them. He didn't just face challenges—he stared them down.
Word began to spread. Whispers turned into warnings.
"They've got a goat…"
"No… not just a goat."
"They've got him."
"No… not just a goat."
"They've got him."
Now, under the stadium lights, with the crowd on their feet and the tension rising, one thing is certain—
When Frank steps onto the field, it's no longer just a game.
It's a warning.
It's a presence.
It's fear.
Frank has arrived.